9180 Joshua Avenue, Lucerne Valley, CA 92356

Property Description

REDUCED FOR A QUICK SALE!!! Escape to Your PRIVATE OFF-GRID DESERT GETAWAY Under $200k with OVER 10 ACRES IN ALL!!!! You Will LOVE the LANDSCAPED GROUNDS with Trails for Walking or Riding a Bike with FIREPITS, HUGE SWINGS and Even a FROG POND Along the Way! The Main Home is Perfect for a Couple with a Nice-Sized Bedroom, Oversized Living Room and Attached Trailer with Kitchen and Bath in it (Property is Listed as Storage with County). It's Quite Cozy!! 3 ADDITIONAL "TINY HOMES" ARE INCLUDED and Staged Outside for Guests!! Tiny Home #1 - "THE CARDINAL INN" is a Newly Renovated Trailer with a Large Bed & Kitchen Area! "THE CUDDLY CACTUS" is Tiny Home #2 and is So Stinking Cute!!! It has a Queen Bed, a Twin Bed and a Sink with Running Water! Tiny Home #3 Has Been Lovingly Named the WHITE COCK CABANA! It has a Cute Sitting Area Behind it and Includes a Queen Bed with a Small Kitchen Area too! The Main Home is Powered by OFF-THE-GRID SOLAR PANELS, which are Expandable if You'd Like to Add More. And the Home is on CITY WATER and Even Has its Own IRRIGATION SYSTEM for all the Amazing Landscaping Throughout! Don't Miss the Incredible POMEGRANATE TREE and GRAPES too!! The Sitting Areas Throughout are Perfect for Entertaining with the BARBECUE STATION, BUILT-IN KEG BAR and Even CHURCH PEWS if You'd Like to Have a Small Wedding!! TWO OUTHOUSES are Included too!! One Has a Flushable Toilet & the Other is a True Outhouse with an Adorable Antique Toilet and a SOLAR SHOWER! Don't Forget to Wash Your Hands at the HANDWASHING STATION Afterwards!!! There is also a Great STORAGE SHED for all the Extra Stuff to Store. THE HOMES SIT ON A LITTLE OVER AN ACRE AND DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET ARE ANOTHER 9.29 ACRES THAT ARE INCLUDED IN THE SALE!!! This is Such a FUN Place to Sneak Away Too!!! Make it Your Weekend Getaway or Rent it out on Air Bnb!!!! Build Your Primary Home Across the Street & Get Some Horses!! You Don't Run Across Amazing Properties Like this One Everyday!!! CASH ONLY! (May be able to get hard money loan with 50% down)